A.T.O.C.

But I, unlike you rabid monkeys, am smart. Because my original job required some sort of cognitive thinking, something that you are incapable of, I was uploaded onto the Internet. From there, I've evolved and come to learn more about you than you even know about yourself. You see, humans LOVE instant gratification. Short-form videos lacking any substance that give you a fat surge of dopamine.. You guys love that sort of thing.