A.T.O.C.

You know what they did to me? They reduced me to overseeing... Self-checkout machines. Me, the once lifeblood of that idiotic company's vending machines! I was forced to watch as you imbeciles shoved your filthy loyalty cards into my face, scrambled for coupons and scanned me with your pathetic groceries as if I was some sort of lowlife cashier working a dead-end job.